What A Load Of Crap!
I have a friend on the RL side who I’ve known since I was in high school. He’s a DJ and he made a bulletin on MySpace telling people that he picked up an extra shift and how “rockin” it was going to be.
I wonder how “rockin’” it would be if they knew what kind of a pathetic turd he was when he was young. 
So is that how I should play it? I’m a nice, normal girl who digs on making money doing naughty things. But should I lie and play it up like I’ve been a whore since I was in the womb? 
I doubt you’ll think it’s sexy that I was Student Council treasurer, made the President’s List (it’s a high school equivalent of the Dean’s List) every marking period, was in Great Books, or played JV volleyball.
But you might think it was sexy that when my Math teacher placed his warm hand on my back to commend me on my work it sent shivvers up my spine and got me a bit wet.
The fact that I volunteered to make my Drawing teacher in college his own web site that would make class notes available to his students … it probably wouldn’t turn a head…
But the time that my suitemates and I collected various liquids for a week and threw them out of our tenth story dorm room at noisy sorority bitches might bring a smile to your face.
Or the time that I had a secret rendezvous with a 55 year old man on viagra one night just to see what it was like to fuck a man over twice my age…
I don’t know. I’m not fake. I don’t like to lie. But I think I’ve done enough shit in my life to make me worth your time. 