Archive for the ‘call me’ Category

My New Toy

Friday, February 29th, 2008

I have a new toy and I can’t wait to use it.  I’m planning on hoping in the tub, taking a nice, long, HOT bubble bath…slipping into nothing but my bed sheets and spend HOURS watching porn and playing with this:

http://www.amazon.com/Goodmans-Rabbit-Vibrator-with-Pearls/dp/B0001EK4Z6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1204334226&sr=8-4

An admirer bought it for me, and he has already had a nice, long, FREE call with me for buying it.  I told you…I appreciate the gifts.  And I always want you to know exactly how much!  *lol*

But I’m not selfish, if you want to know exactly how much I enjoy it why don’t you call me tonight and be my co-pilot?  ;-*

( phone sex ) New Listing

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Since nobody calls anymore, I’ve put up a new listing.

What the fuck do I care?

http://www.niteflirt.com/details/SizzlingSara/Mature/7576648

( phone sex ) Covet

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

My sin for the night…

Did you know that NiteFlirt has a special forum for flirts that manage to get over 250 rating points?  I want in that forum!  >:-[

What do they say in there?  Is it cooler than the newbie forum?  Do they throw company parties that the rest of us aren’t invited to?  I wonder about these things…

And you can’t trust people that are already in there…they could be lying to cover up the things that the cool “hip” NF crew do.  Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

So, yes.  Please give me five star reviews.  Every time I get a five star review I get 2 rating points added to my score - regardless of how short the call was.  If you think my performance was less than stellar (I hope that’s not the case) then write a nasty written review with the five stars.

I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THERE!

If you loved me you’d help.  No really, you would.

Ok, so … my schedule lately has been less than stellar.  I’ve been very busy with some projects.  I’m getting my transcripts ready to fax over to the local college to get back into school…hopefully this fall.

 I’m scheduled to go in for an informational meeting for Lap Band surgery.  The informational meeting is mandatory.  You have to go before you can start going to pre-req appointments.  Usually all of this takes about six months before going under the knife.  It’s all pretty non-invasive as far as surgery goes.  It’s laproscopic, and they don’t actually remove anything.  They just put a band around the stomach and periodically fill it with solution until your appetite is under control.

I like that.  Less chance of infection.

So, I’ve been cutting down my time on NiteFlirt in preparation for the changes ahead.  I’ll still be on…hopefully with enough calls to pay for text books - just not as much.

My website hits have gone up dramatically.  Strange since my call volume hasn’t.  :-)

Speaking of my call volume, I really would like to see it go up.  I know a lot of girls are a-ok with a couple calls a night because they can stretch them out with elaborate and wonderful descriptions.

Uhm, I’m not so great at that.  I’ve never been good at flirting.  My idea of a good date is to invite a guy over, watch a movie, screw his brains out and then kick him out before sunrise.  After that I usually burn his phone number.  :-D

I guess I’m not what you would call a “romantic”?  Not to say I can’t hold a sexual relationship.  I have a lot of guy friends that I hook up with when they and I hit dry spells.  It’s better than having a serious boyfriend because they tend to take you for granted. 

Fuck buddies with the occasional romantic first dates on the side seems to work for me.  I get a consistent stream of sex, and I also get spoiled once in a while by the guys that are trying to impress me with a fantastic first impression.

Speaking of impressing me.  I keep hearing about girls getting things on their wishlists from their callers.  Here I am - I’ve had a wishlist up for a while - and I’ve gotten ZIP!  :-/

Not impressive, guys.  Now, I understand that there are some HUGE ticket items on there (mainly because I’ve heard rumors that occasionally some REAL financial domination pigs start nosing around NF), but I also have some very reasonable items there, too.

I think I’d die of shock if I actually got the roses or the vibrator I’ve been eyeing for Valentine’s Day.  I would have to whip out the camera and take pictures of me with either one and send them to my secret admirer to let them know that they were received.  Along with some free minutes so that I can tell (moan) them how much they were appreciated.  ;-)

If anyone were ever to send them.  *hint* *hint*

Anyhow, I’m on tonight for a while.  I might break for about 20 minutes to hop in the shower (I just got off the treadmill), so if it’s before 1 or 2 EST and I’m not on, try again in a few minutes.

*muah*

( phone sex ) I Have A New Love

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

It’s great how sometimes the simple things are just so damned good.  Last night I turned to an old classic - cranberry vodka tonic.  I think I’m in love.  :-)

Refreshing, tasty, makes ya horny…it’s SO ME!  ;-)

I’m going to be on most of today…give me call if you can break away.  :-)

( phone sex ) I Did It…YAY!

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Done!  I told you it wasn’t going to be too extravagant of a change.  But for someone who hasn’t touched code in forever and a day just changing the header image was a HUGE headache. 

Not to mention the hours I spent familiarizing myself with Photoshop to create the image.  :-)

I’m happy with it, what do you think?  :-*

( phone sex ) So Much!

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

I have had a bunch of new callers the past few days.  You boys have been keeping me on my toes.

And a few that I hope to hear from again.  Especially Mr. Pink Panties.  You’re a world class guy, Rich.  I think there are worlds of things I could learn from you.

And Clapton, I’m sorry about your wife.  You should call again so we can talk about it.

Googleguy - you need to quit using your cell phone for calls.  Nobody will be able to understand you if you keep getting cut out like that!  :-)

Thorinca - I hope I took care of you well, baby. 

Strangeboy - I’ve been thinking about you a lot the past couple of days.  A whole lot.

Gdog - I don’t get your name…I thought you said your name was Max?  Very confusing sweetie, but I’ll forgive you simply because your call was the most straightforwardly HOT AS HELL call I’ve had!

I’ll be on again in an hour or so.  I hope to hear from you guys again!

( phone sex ) On Tonight

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

I was naughty and fell asleep last night.  Not tonight, however…I’ll be on normal time and I hope to hear from you!