Sizzling Sara - NiteFlirt

My sin for the night…

Did you know that NiteFlirt has a special forum for flirts that manage to get over 250 rating points?  I want in that forum!  >:-[

What do they say in there?  Is it cooler than the newbie forum?  Do they throw company parties that the rest of us aren’t invited to?  I wonder about these things…

And you can’t trust people that are already in there…they could be lying to cover up the things that the cool “hip” NF crew do.  Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

So, yes.  Please give me five star reviews.  Every time I get a five star review I get 2 rating points added to my score - regardless of how short the call was.  If you think my performance was less than stellar (I hope that’s not the case) then write a nasty written review with the five stars.

I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THERE!

If you loved me you’d help.  No really, you would.

Ok, so … my schedule lately has been less than stellar.  I’ve been very busy with some projects.  I’m getting my transcripts ready to fax over to the local college to get back into school…hopefully this fall.

 I’m scheduled to go in for an informational meeting for Lap Band surgery.  The informational meeting is mandatory.  You have to go before you can start going to pre-req appointments.  Usually all of this takes about six months before going under the knife.  It’s all pretty non-invasive as far as surgery goes.  It’s laproscopic, and they don’t actually remove anything.  They just put a band around the stomach and periodically fill it with solution until your appetite is under control.

I like that.  Less chance of infection.

So, I’ve been cutting down my time on NiteFlirt in preparation for the changes ahead.  I’ll still be on…hopefully with enough calls to pay for text books - just not as much.

My website hits have gone up dramatically.  Strange since my call volume hasn’t. 

Speaking of my call volume, I really would like to see it go up.  I know a lot of girls are a-ok with a couple calls a night because they can stretch them out with elaborate and wonderful descriptions.

Uhm, I’m not so great at that.  I’ve never been good at flirting.  My idea of a good date is to invite a guy over, watch a movie, screw his brains out and then kick him out before sunrise.  After that I usually burn his phone number. 

I guess I’m not what you would call a “romantic”?  Not to say I can’t hold a sexual relationship.  I have a lot of guy friends that I hook up with when they and I hit dry spells.  It’s better than having a serious boyfriend because they tend to take you for granted. 

Fuck buddies with the occasional romantic first dates on the side seems to work for me.  I get a consistent stream of sex, and I also get spoiled once in a while by the guys that are trying to impress me with a fantastic first impression.

Speaking of impressing me.  I keep hearing about girls getting things on their wishlists from their callers.  Here I am - I’ve had a wishlist up for a while - and I’ve gotten ZIP!  :-/

Not impressive, guys.  Now, I understand that there are some HUGE ticket items on there (mainly because I’ve heard rumors that occasionally some REAL financial domination pigs start nosing around NF), but I also have some very reasonable items there, too.

I think I’d die of shock if I actually got the roses or the vibrator I’ve been eyeing for Valentine’s Day.  I would have to whip out the camera and take pictures of me with either one and send them to my secret admirer to let them know that they were received.  Along with some free minutes so that I can tell (moan) them how much they were appreciated. 

If anyone were ever to send them.  *hint* *hint*

Anyhow, I’m on tonight for a while.  I might break for about 20 minutes to hop in the shower (I just got off the treadmill), so if it’s before 1 or 2 EST and I’m not on, try again in a few minutes.

*muah*

I sign on to NiteFlirt hoping that this will be the night that I have back to back calls.  Although (as previously mentioned in another post) I’m not a nympho, I do start daydreaming about the things that personally get me hot before I start working.

A sexual meditation of sorts, if you will…

So then there I am, all sexually amped just waiting for a call.  Do you know how exhausting it is to mentally be at the edge of an orgasm for hours on end?  I feel bad when guys do call because they have no idea what they’re in for.  I was actually yelling “I WANT IT UP MY ASS!!!  TEAR IT UP!!!  HARDER!  HARDER!!!” at him.  And I actually was about to impale my ass with objects I was so sexually charged. 

I came without it though, and so did he…so it was all good.

So, come on guys.  When my mind is in work mode I am ready for the sexy calls.  Don’t make me wait…sitting on the edge of orgasm for that long can’t be good for me.

I’ll be on tonight…usual time (which is around 10EST til whenever - maybe a lil earlier).

NiteFlirt was down a few minutes ago.  I hope that’s not a common thing.  I’m still too new there to know.

But, it’s up now…and I’m logging on.  Call me - I’m feeling spicy tonight!

A Merry Christmas to all of you.  I raise my glass of Gran Spumante and wish you all the very best of holidays!!!

A friend of mine submitted some info of mine to a website and it generated this little thing to lead people to my ad.

I thought it was funny.

She’s A Meat Hole Sizzling Sara is a young, horny, BBW looking for a real man. She wants it hot and she wants it… US Free Classified

I had my first threesome tonight!  They left about an hour ago, but I’ve cum at least five times just thinking about it.

I bet you want to hear about it, hmmm?

I was at a party last night and I hooked up with my friend Crystal. We go back a bit from college.  You know … partied, got wasted, got back to the room and played with eachother a bit.  We never really got into it that much.  But we had a few laughs, LOL.

Anywho, she transferred to UB and we didn’t get to see eachother for a bit.  She was actually committed to finishing up and she was living with her parents … they might wonder a bit about a very LOUD sleepover *LOL*.   

 She called me and told me about this big party downtown.  We were rolling and got sooooo trashed before we even got there.  And obviously we were teasing and kissing a bit.

Everything was just cruising along when Crystal unlocked our lips and nudged me in the direction of a particular gentleman. 

“I think we have an audience!”

He was standing there on the stairs with his friend and he … was … soooo … HOT.  So we both gave him a wink and carried about our business.  We kept on looking over just to tease him a bit. 

One of the times we looked over his hand seemed to be very fond of his pocket.  And we saw why.  He was wearing bootleg jeans and going right down his leg was a very large cock.  Mind you, not the biggest one I’ve seen, but definitely one I wouldn’t kick out of bed :-).

Crystal and I looked at eachother.  I figured maybe she was going to go for it.  Oh well.  It wasn’t exactly slim pickins’ here tonight, and if not I still had ten fingers and a vibo, LOL.

Just as I was going to tell her to go git’ im, Tiger, she looked at me again, shook her head and smiled that devilish little smile she gave when she was up to something BAAAAD.

“You wanna bang him?” she said.

“You already want him.  I’m not going to …”

And she put her finger on my lips and said “No, not me.  WE”. 

As she said that, she slid her hand between my legs and rubbed me gently.  Wow.  I have NEVER done this before.  So I nodded yes, and we approached the stud arm on arm.

“You like the show?” Crystal said.

“Of course,” he said. “Best thing I’ve seen all night.”

Crystal looked at me and I spoke “We’re pretty trashed.  Could you give us a ride home?” as I batted my eyelashes. 

How could he refuse?

So we got into the back seat of his sweet ride.  Luckily it was an SUV so Crystal and I had room to work!  We started going and Crystal and I got to going at it.

She shoved her hand down my shirt and slid her hand into my jeans.  I wasn’t wearing panties because I knew we were going to be going at it.  She played with my clit and nipples until they were both so hard. 

I almost though the guy was going to go off the road!  He was STARING into that rearview like every ten seconds!  We stopped for a bit and looked back at him.

“You want a bit more?  It’s only fair because you gave us a ride.”

“Only if you’re going to give me one after.”

Crystal ripped my shirt open and unzipped my pants.  She let her warm hand slide over my now-soaked pussy.  I took her shirt off and we played.  Our tongues danced in eachother’s mouths. 

 We were having such a good time we forgot all about our gentleman friend!  Then I unbuckled my seatbelt and got down on the floor to return the favor.  She was wearing a tight little skirt that gave me all the easy access I needed.  I went to town and Crystal started moaning so loud that you couldn’t even hear the CD player.

“Sounds good back there,” the guy (damnit, I still don’t know his name) said in a very nervous “HOLY-SHIT-AM-I-REALLY-SEEING-THIS!” kind of way.

He pulled into my apartment complex and followed Crystal and I up to my apartment.  We locked the door behind and clothes just started flying.

Crystal and I layed him on the bed and started rubbing our tits on his cock.  Then we each took a side and gave his dick and balls a total tongue bath.  He looked like he was about to cum, but instead he got up and grabbed me by the hips and started POUNDING my pussy.  I was seeing stars it felt so good.

Crystal was whining a bit - she felt left out.  So I made my way over to her pretty pussy and started giving it the attention it deserved.  I jammed four fingers into it and started suckling the hell out of her clit.  She made so much noise I’m SURE she woke the neighbors.  Fuck em.

He started bucking faster and faster.  I had already cum twice and I’m sure Crystal had already had a few climaxes as well.  It was his turn.

He threw me on my back, right next to Crystal, and said “Open wide, bitches!”

We both opened our mouths and he squirted hot cum all over both of our faces.

They left shortly after, and my pussy is still shudderring.  SO FUCKING HOT!

I’ve gotten NO cuckold calls.  This bothers me.  Let me explain why.

My neighbor, Brian, has offerred to help me out on cuckold calls.  If I get one, he’s going to let you listen as he screws the hell out of me.  Secretly, I want to have a one-nighter with Brian.

But Brian’s kind of a dork.  I told him what I do for a living and asked him if he’d be willing to have sex with me while I’m on a call…and instead of saying yes and offerring to give me an audition, he just said, “Yea, that’d be fun.”

He didn’t take the hint at a casual sex offerring, and he’s just waiting for me to get a cuckold call.

*sigh*

So, if that’s what you’re into, PLEASE help me out and call me.